The Only Party I Vote For (Is a Party with You)

I went to the ballot box
And cast my vote for a Whig
Cuz a party that values stylish ‘dos
Is a party that must be big
But no amount of costume parties alone will ever do
The only party I vote for is a party with you
 
I went to the ballot box
And cast my vote for GOP
Cuz a party that calls itself quite grand
Sounds like the party for me
But the glitz and glam of the rich and grand alone I would eschew
The only party I vote for is a party with you
 
Balloons and cakes and favors, they are great
Limbo and piñatas, they are fun
But trust me, celebrating it can wait
Until I am with my one… and only

 
I went to the ballot box
And cast my vote for a Green
Cuz a party that’s full of colorful choice
Is a party that good and clean
But I can only be drawn in so much by a shade or hue
The only party I vote for is a party with you
 
I went to the ballot box
And cast my vote for Freesoil
Cuz a garden party without a charge
Is an opportunity I won’t spoil
But even if ev’ry seed I planted thrived and grew
The only party I vote for is a party with you

 
Balloons and cakes and favors, they are great
Limbo and piñatas, they are fun
But trust me, celebrating it can wait
Until I am with my one… and only
 
When I go to the ballot box, I cast my feelings true
The only party I vote for … Is a party with you